Allyisms
After being inspired by dear Danielle, I spent time wisely by looking up Googlisms for myself. I found many, but I cut the list down by about half.
So here we have it: the Crème de la Crème of "Ally" Googlisms" and why they are relevant
(it would make a good essay title)
Fact 1: ally is my friend
Yeah. Why not?
Fact 2: ally is the best
Fo sho.
Fact 3: ally is 'capital of global terror'
Because we all know how dangerous I can be.
Fact 4: ally is permitted to be crazy at the same time she is given responsibility for important legal matters
Uhh..my cat's breath smells like cat food.
Fact 5: ally is ex
Ex..as in X Man? Wow. Nightcrawler!
Fact 6: ally is able to make with american audiences is both enigmatic as well as revealing
Pfft. American Audiences.
Fact 7: ally is cute
No shit!
Fact 8: ally is asked to be pallbearer at the funeral of her ex
Unfortunately, none have died yet
Fact 9: ally is shocked to run into the coffee shop owner who has repeatedly asked her out on a date
Hoorah!
Fact 10: ally is grocery shopping and leans over another shopper to take a can of pringles
Just so I can show off that cleavage *cough*
Fact 11: ally is the aussie with the golden computer
How true.
Fact 12: ally is left pining over him
Always
Fact 13: ally is reasonably priced at $60
No comment.
Fact 14: ally is open to bmw riders and their guests
Y'all be respectin' BMW drivers now!
Fact 15: ally is supposed to be a yuppie
Not nice.
Fact 16: ally is not an exhaustive study of the role of dutch forces in the pacific theater during world war ii
Of course not.