George Bush deserves to be anally fucked by a monkey
Well well well, it's the holidays. You think I would be happy but I reeeeally miss everybody already!! Not that the holidays are going to be bad or anything, I mean there is much better stuff then learning what the minimal conditions for congruent triangles are but I'm going to be so isolated.
Going to Melbourne on Monday. Melbourne always gives me this gut-wrenching feeling. I really should stop obsessing over Billy, it can't be healthy. We're going to the Melbourne Zoo, hoorah, I love zoos. Melbourne also has reeeeally good shopping. Mmmm. Shopping. And trams. Mmmm trams (I watched too much of the Simpsons this morning!!)
And now I would just like to point out how much Americans get on my nerves. Here are some reasons:
1. If playing or casting an Australian, they always give us this horrible fake accent and dress us up like Steve Irwin. Curse that man and his Australian stereotypeness.
2. They are obsessed with the "ghetto". I mean, how cool can it be do be raised in a family where you can't go out to the local basketball courts without being gang raped?? And oh, look at me, I'm so cool cos I'm a gangsta and I get in trouble and use women and shoot people and I'M SOO FUCKING COOL FUCK SHIT AYE. Christina Agueliera (or whatever the little whore's name is) is SUCH a wannabe, I swear in the "can't hold us down" video she is the ONLY white person. And she surronds herself with ugly people to make herself look better.
3. Americans are arrogant. George Bush, nobody in Australia likes you, leave us out of your fucking cover-up wars. It's not the war on terrorism, it's THE WAR TO SEE WHO CAN GET THE OIL. Far out you are so greedy. I hope you get anally fucked by a monkey.
And that's all for now. I have to go shopping and buy an orange shirt for Oztag.